By helpfulmom - 26/07/2009 18:39 - Canada

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Today, my mom taught my boyfriend of 2 weeks how to put on a condom. FML
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somekidfrom93 0

Well atleast she won't kill you for having sex now.... o.0

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doof_fisch 2

Your mother is a Trojan whorse.

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caticaticati 3

To everyone saying he should know how to put a condom on 'cause they teach it in school and blah blah blah - pretty sure they never taught anything about how to put on a condom in any of my sex ed throughout school. Most schools in the US teach abstinence-only (Iunno about Canada), so they only talk about birth control and condoms to say that they don't work. I mean, it doesn't seem like it's THAT difficult to figure out, but if it's done improperly it doesn't work, so maybe the mom was just making sure he knew the proper way to do it for maximum protection.

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live_my_life245 0

yep, we've never had someone teach us how to put on a condom in my sex-ed classes. they just tell us not to have sex, maybe they are stupid enough to believe that no one has sex in high school...

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yoshiyoshi_fml 0

Same with my school. They usually teach abstinence-only because it's a government funded course. :|

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regalarius 0

Wow, I am suddenly very grateful for my middle and high school...I've had two, possibly three instructors tell me about birth control and how well it works. Sure, they drop the line, "The only way to be 100% sure is abstinence," but that's (almost)[1] true [1] - There's always rape :-) The oops-my-condom-slipped of abstinence!

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andrewms 0

This is not an FML! A true FML would have been: "Today, my mom showed my boyfriend of 2 weeks how to personally put on a condom. FML"

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mike1921 0

Yes, it is. Do you know how awkward it already is?

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flyingpan8 0

your mom is a *****.

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quantum_insanity 0

At least you'll be safe(er) But don't they teach this stuff in sex ed in the US? Also I just went and looked at my condoms and it has instructions in the packet.

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mike1921 0

Some schools (actually a lot) have no sex-ed

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quantum_insanity 0

Really? And people wonder why stuff like this happens...

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mike1921 0

Yea, it's ****** up really. And when they do teach sex ed they make it abstinence only and make condoms out to be ineffective.

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regalarius 0

You don't go to a Catholic school, do you? Every sex ed I've received has included a bit about condoms and how they're very, very close to 100% effective, as well as the pill and how it's also awfully close.

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katieann 0

my school didn't have sex Ed because I went to a Catholic/Christian high school

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jtizzle 0

OH I FIGURED IT OUT. it's not that he didn't know how it's that she taught him and he already did. that's the fml. it's like sex Ed for someone who already knows.

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blueangels7901 0

Is it me, or does Canada and Australia have the most f'ed up FML? Weird, screwed up people.

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iunno_12345 0

It's just you.

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