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By Internet - 06/02/2017 11:08 - United States - Richmondville

Today, my mom still refuses to admit she has an addiction to amazon. She literally hasn't gone out to physically buy groceries for weeks because apparently waiting several days for it to be delivered is more "convenient" than just going out and buying what you need. FML

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