By kira - 02/10/2012 10:29 - United States

Today, my mom screeched at me about my pillowcase being dirty and finished off one long rant with an irate, "Who raised you to be such a pig?" Her anger multiplied by ten when I asked if it was a trick question. FML
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ant1078 7

These are the moments when being quiet is the best way out of a dangerous situation

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Enslaved 36

I guess mother didn't realise she raised you to be a smart ass, too. Sounds like you couldn't win in that situation. :P

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Ugi 26

I wonder whether you mother is of a "certain age". You might want to lie low for a few years.

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unknown_user5566 26

Go away, Troll. I predict Sirin or one of the other all-mighty mods will reign hell down upon your head soon enough.

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ElishaisSexy2016 9

Just wash the pillow case. Problem solved.

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unknown_user5566 26

Well, get a time machine THEN wash the pillow case. Then it's problem solved. ;)

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ElishaisSexy2016 9

Haha true :P but afterwards work too.

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Goober244 12

Tardis is fake and gay

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gracehi 31

Well, she asked! It's like when a mom calls her son, "you son of a bitch!" Yep, seems pretty accurate.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Why not just wash it? That way it's actually clean.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Sorry, I didn't mean to post the same comment twice.

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astralvagan 20

While normally you shouldn't say stuff like that to your mother, she set herself up for that one! Good job on the follow through

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sharksfan48 13

Sometimes it's best to keep your mouth shut

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someguy314159265 15

I agree, but there are situations (I have been in some myself) where someone asks you such an idiotic question and actually expects and awaits an answer. In such cases, you are screwed no matter what you do or don't do.

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RedPillSucks 31

I'm sure it was a rhetorical question. OP felt like being a smartass but didn't want to deal with the consequences of smartassdom.

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SuiGeneris01 2

That ought a teach her not to wash your own pillow case. Seriously.. That's kind of nasty. Just wash it!

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lelo007 11

I could see my mom reacting the same way. Sometimes it's just best to keep your mouth shut and let her yell. Mothers tend to get quieter sooner when you just let them get it out.

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