Kids: Today, my little sister was scared to sleep alone, so my parents...

By Anonymous - 06/06/2013 18:47 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Today, my little sister was scared to sleep alone, so my parents made her sleep in bed with me. I barely slept, due to the utter terror of waking up to her chanting into my ear in a low whisper, "This is where you die, this is where you die..." FML

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Today, I let my little sister sleep in my room because she had a nightmare. She is currently snoring like an overweight 40 year-old man with a cold. FML

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By NextAmericanIdol? - 08/08/2013 04:09 - United States - Bowie

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By spooked - 22/11/2013 06:20 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, while babysitting a girl, I told her to be quiet so she wouldn't wake her little brother. In reply, she told me that she would kill me, wake her brother up to show him my dead body, then draw all over my face. I'm stuck with her for another two hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2014 21:57 - Bahrain - Manama

Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2015 15:15 - United States - Lompoc

Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML

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By ktiskool - 01/08/2013 04:03 - United States - Imperial

Today, I was watching my 3-year-old sister play in the bathtub. She started screaming at her toys, saying "You're staying under the water until you DIE!" She then looked at me and cackled. I share a room with this demon child. FML

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littlekellilee 45

Friday 7 June 2013 5:32

You should have started chanting back: "you're going to counseling, you're going to counseling".

PenguinBitch 43

Friday 7 June 2013 5:30

Did the television turn static and did she say "they're hereeeeeee"?

Comments

outoftown 26

Friday 7 June 2013 6:08

No wonder your parents didn't want her in their bed.

Ginja_HaZ 15

Friday 7 June 2013 6:14

That's a Queen Latifah moment waiting to happen. It'll be like living in Scary Movie 3...

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 8 July 2014 4:51

That's the ring not poltergeist

Dawnstempest 17

Friday 7 June 2013 6:43

Family: A living nightmare for some. For others, soft squishy flesh bags to stab in their sleep. Which side of the bed are you?

perdix 29

Friday 7 June 2013 6:46

You should have wiggled your finger at her and repeated "Red Rum, Red Rum." The best way to fight creepy is to out-creepy it.

gliza 3

Friday 7 June 2013 6:49

Sounds like your family needs Jesus.

LadyNatasha 4

Friday 7 June 2013 7:02

Demonic possession doesn't exist. She just needs a bit of counseling or therapy. FYL for that awfully creepy moment...

CrazedOut 2

Friday 7 June 2013 21:53

#35 Demonic Possession exist, only in a few rare cases where things turned out like The Possession or The Devil Inside. Its shocking to see how accurate it really is...