Kids: Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty...

By vreenya - 08/04/2014 20:13 - Chile - Santiago

Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 00:41 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, I had to take my little brother to the pool. He acted like a brat the whole time, and when I told him we were leaving, he ran away, slipped, and hit his face on the tile floor. He told my dad and step-mom I punched him. They believed him, and I'm grounded for two months. FML

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By NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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By lifesucks4me - 23/02/2009 12:51 - United States

Today, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says, "You're a bitch." He's 6. After I asked him where he heard that word, he responded with, "Daddy calls you that when you're not around." FML

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By Hunter Ferguson - 31/07/2018 13:00 - United States - Fort Washington

Today, I got grounded for 2 weeks for slapping my brother after he threw a baseball at my head and hit my shin with a bat. He’s in 9th grade and I'm in 8th. He got ice cream to "cheer him up". FML

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By hopeless - 27/06/2011 14:09 - Canada

Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML

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Little shit

By moneyman22 - 01/03/2010 19:09 - United States

Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML

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By mochiko - 09/08/2009 07:28 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML

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By nosexforthee - 23/01/2015 19:25 - United States - Katy

Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML

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The blame game

By Shattered - 23/11/2022 02:00

Today, my brother got mad at me for breaking the screen on his phone. He'd already dropped it so many times that the whole screen was cracked to the point that you couldn't see anything on it, but for some reason, I am fully responsible for its destruction because I accidentally delivered the finishing blow. FML

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Right in the nuts

By Anonymous - 01/06/2021 06:01

Today, I thought it would be fun and nice to pick my little brother up, but no, he accidentally kicked me in the balls. Twice. FML

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ThomasBombadil 31

Wednesday 9 April 2014 2:18

Little brothers are a pain sometimes. Thankfully they grow up.

iBanana 17

Wednesday 9 April 2014 2:41

Well my brother ran me over with a snowmobile and blamed it on my GROWN ASS neighbor and my mum believed him and actually went to court about it. The lawyer was really cool, he had a marijuana plant dude smokin' a cig tattoo.

Comments

vlalam 24

Wednesday 9 April 2014 3:09

Is ur bro going thru puberty or what?

skittyskatbrat 19

Wednesday 9 April 2014 3:55

If he IS, then he's going to want his big sister to take him somewhere or help him out somehow. And the correct response at that time is "Remember when you....." and then a refusal. Just make sure it's for something IMPORTANT :)

thundermoo 16

Wednesday 9 April 2014 3:10

Well, on the bright side, at least you got to see him get whacked in the face with a basketball...

Ham9900 17

Wednesday 9 April 2014 3:42

We all know those people that are secretly a miniature spawn of Satan, and your brother seems like one! :D

MLardinos 14

Wednesday 9 April 2014 4:02

It sucks you were grounded for that but at least you got a good laugh out of it. Right?

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 9 April 2014 4:29

I think we know who the favorite is...you can't get out of that one sorry op

saxoBEAST57 10

Wednesday 9 April 2014 4:33

I woulda picked it up and actually threw it in is face if I were you.

DicksenCider 3

Wednesday 9 April 2014 4:37

Would've actually threw the ball at his face after that

Ltturner234 12

Wednesday 9 April 2014 4:39

So actually hit him with it so you aren't grounded for nothing.

skyeyez9 24

Wednesday 9 April 2014 4:48

I dealt with the same shit, except it was my older brother. As a result of him constantly being a dick towards me, lying to get me in trouble and abusive, I have no contact with him as an adult. I have no feelings towards him whatsoever.