Kids: Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the...

By NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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By vreenya - 08/04/2014 20:13 - Chile - Santiago

Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML

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By mochiko - 09/08/2009 07:28 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 00:41 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, I had to take my little brother to the pool. He acted like a brat the whole time, and when I told him we were leaving, he ran away, slipped, and hit his face on the tile floor. He told my dad and step-mom I punched him. They believed him, and I'm grounded for two months. FML

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Solid case for the defense

By DT_tasha - 11/09/2022 15:00

Today, our mom hit my brother's head hard against the wall. He was taken to the hospital with a head wound. He came home in the evening, and said that his mom told him to say that it was his sister who'd hit him with a ball. My brother had told me the story and I'd recorded it on a tape recorder. FML

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Affectionate, huh?

By littlemiss - 10/02/2013 16:17 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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By BlazefireSaber - 07/07/2015 03:59 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML

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By rhcp007 - 13/06/2017 17:00 - United Kingdom - Potters Bar

Today, I went to drop my little brother off at the nursery. As I walked in, a boy punched me in the dick and ran away. FML

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By Pukey - 28/03/2015 21:30 - United States

Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2018 18:00

Today, my brother threw a mug at my head and threatened to stab anybody who came at him because I woke him up for school. I called the police after threats were thrown at my mom, who then lied to them and said I overreacted. I'm currently getting the silent treatment from my family. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2016 14:19

Today, I got punched in the face after I beat my stepbrother at Mario Kart. I didn't really get hurt, but he managed to break a finger. My stepmom blamed the whole thing on me, accusing me of being violent and a bad influence on her son. FML

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Ali_Br_fml 33

Saturday 30 July 2011 16:17

don't you just hate little brothers???

daBeast155 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 16:18

you've got the bruise to prove it

Comments

MeeshaMeeshaPup 8

Saturday 30 July 2011 20:25

and this is why I don't want a another younger sibling. my parents keep on saying how they're going to have another one. my younger sister is a bitch and I think she's enough.

tokyoheaven1994 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 20:39

My brother knows better than to do that to me.... he would die

RagingTurtle 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 20:42

something my little brother would do

s24sammy 8

Saturday 30 July 2011 20:55

only child, and proud of it

s24sammy 8

Saturday 30 July 2011 20:57

and a concussion. lol

XxsexyemoxX 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 21:13

Yeah brothers can suck... Mine tells me to go die a lot and then tried to throw a foot rest at me.. My mom heard about it, then took him out to go get ice cream-_- WTF right?!

lamb777 0

Thursday 1 October 2015 6:07

That should be a FML Today, my little brother told me to "go die a lot" and threw a footrest at me. My mum heard about it and took him out for icecream. FML.

dc295 3

Saturday 30 July 2011 21:14

well if ur gonna get in trouble u might as well beat the sh*t put of him anyways and show him what the real consequences look like

XxsexyemoxX 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 21:14

My brother tells me to go die a lot... Then he tried to throw a foot rest at me, mom heard about it, then told him she would take him out to ice cream...