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By "Rairi" - 28/02/2017 02:02 - Finland

Today, my lack of sexual activity for the past seven years was finally coming to an end. Today is also the day found out I don't feel the need to have sex, not even with my new boyfriend's dick inside me. FML
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GhostFox 33

You could be asexual or on that spectrum, or, if you don't feel like that is the case, you could have your hormone levels tested to see if they are out of range, which can cause lack of libido. (Sort of over simplifying asexuality here, but as someone that falls under that spectrum, I'd rather not babble unsolicited info for three pages.)

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GhostFox 33

You could be asexual or on that spectrum, or, if you don't feel like that is the case, you could have your hormone levels tested to see if they are out of range, which can cause lack of libido. (Sort of over simplifying asexuality here, but as someone that falls under that spectrum, I'd rather not babble unsolicited info for three pages.)

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