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By to spicy for the pepper - 02/08/2016 04:59 - United States - Roswell

Today, my husband said we will no longer be having sex until I orgasm because it "does nothing for him". FML
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InfiniteSunshine 32

Your husband is an asshole. Here's the thing about sex, especially in a relationship, it ISN'T all about YOU, your husband seems to forget this. Sex is a way to express love by giving your partner pleasure, if you're selfish with it, your partner will resent you and be really unsatisfied. Not to mention, from what I understand, it is usually more pleasurable for the guy after the girl orgasms, more lubrication, vaginal contractions, and just the experience all together. Most men I know, they look at it as an accomplishment and are very proud and get more excited just from giving a girl an ******. So, I don't know how, "it does nothing for him." You should talk to him, but it seems he is stubborn and already made a decision. I'm not one for using sex as a weapon, but if he's not willing to give you pleasure, why should you give him any? You should mention this to him.

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hoponpip 20

I'm with #3 in fact, blue-ball the bastard so he realises how you feel. teach that selfish shitbag a lesson

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Unlucky1232 20

no sex until you ******? perfect logic

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alex_jaguara 33

She ment he finishes before her and leaves her unsatisfied.

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Unlucky1232 20

i understand he finishes first but he won't have sex until she orgasms which requires sex.... where am i misreading?

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sirrubberduckie 35

What you're missing is that the key phrase is "sex until I ******," not "won't be having sex." It's poorly written, but she's saying he no longer cares about giving her orgasms during sex because that doesn't help him. He'll still have sex with her, he's just not going to last until she finishes anymore.

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orangejubejube 20

I think #1 just meant their comment as a solution; if he won't make her ******, she should refuse to have sex at all. I agree, this is perfect logic.

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InfiniteSunshine 32

Your husband is an asshole. Here's the thing about sex, especially in a relationship, it ISN'T all about YOU, your husband seems to forget this. Sex is a way to express love by giving your partner pleasure, if you're selfish with it, your partner will resent you and be really unsatisfied. Not to mention, from what I understand, it is usually more pleasurable for the guy after the girl orgasms, more lubrication, vaginal contractions, and just the experience all together. Most men I know, they look at it as an accomplishment and are very proud and get more excited just from giving a girl an ******. So, I don't know how, "it does nothing for him." You should talk to him, but it seems he is stubborn and already made a decision. I'm not one for using sex as a weapon, but if he's not willing to give you pleasure, why should you give him any? You should mention this to him.

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hoponpip 20

I'm with #3 in fact, blue-ball the bastard so he realises how you feel. teach that selfish shitbag a lesson

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Unlucky1232 20

unless I'm misreading the guy is blue balling himself.

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GhostFox 33

You are misreading. The guy is saying that sex sessions stops once he orgasms, and that his wife is SOL when it comes to getting sexual gratification from him. Basically, he's a complete and utter jackass who expects his wife to let him use her like a blow up doll.

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