Transportation: Today, my husband changed the voice on my car's GPS to Mr T's....

By annoyed - 14/12/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, my husband changed the voice on my car's GPS to Mr T's. I don't know how to change it back. I've been saying, "I pity the fool" over and over again ever since. FML

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Same thing different taste

Gan canny or we'll dunsh summick!

By Joshua - 28/08/2023 08:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I discovered my new phone's voice command doesn't really understand my accent while I'm driving. It kept thinking I was saying, "Call my mum" instead of, "Open Maps". It called my mum 14 times. FML

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By embarassedmuch - 30/10/2012 04:05 - United States

Today, I bought a new car, and before I left, the dealer offered to help me set up the sync. I agreed, but I really wish I'd remembered that my Bluetooth name is TitsMcGee. FML

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Many such cases

By Anonymous - 20/12/2024 06:00 - United States - Holden

Today, I had to use my husband's vehicle. He has been spiraling into a mean, bigoted man. I got into his vehicle and the radio was on a station that was spewing weird stereotypes of women, and making fun of anyone who is not a hard supporter of a certain orange politician/businessman. FML

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Moody blues

By Anonymous - 10/11/2012 02:09 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I noticed my husband was acting moody, and I asked him what was wrong. He replied that he didn't know, so trying to lighten the mood, I facetiously said, "It's 'cause you're stuck with me, isn't it?" He nodded, trundled off, and hasn't shown his face since. FML

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By damniphone - 29/06/2013 05:31 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to change the language setting on my phone to Mandarin. Unfortunately, neither of us knows Mandarin, and we can't change it back to English. FML

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By StinkyandStupid - 15/03/2012 17:49 - United States

Today, I was calling my husband while driving. While the phone rang, I farted. As soon as the horrid smell hit my nose, my husband answered. I panicked and hung up quickly, thinking to myself how embarrassed I was because he could smell it. I'm an idiot. FML

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By Stacy Dee - 20/07/2011 20:18 - United States

Today, my family is on the third day of driving cross country. My husband is still pretending he is driving on a NASCAR track, sound effects and all. FML

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Turn left into the lake

By Anonymous - 13/03/2023 22:00

Today, I got into a heated, one-sided argument with my GPS, and ended up driving around in circles for an hour due to roadworks messing with my GPS's computations. FML

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Pizzzaaaaaaa

By muzikmaler91 - 15/03/2012 09:45 - United States

Today, I called Pizza Hut to order a pizza. A voice recording was reading me their specials. The man had a horrible country accent so I began to make fun of it. Then I realized it was an actual person on the line. FML

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America's got talent

By Anonymous - 30/08/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I connected my phone to my car’s Bluetooth to listen to music. I didn’t realize my playlist had shuffled onto an old voice memo where I'd drunkenly recorded myself singing a heartfelt love song about pizza. It played as my boss got in for our carpool to a conference. I had to sit through the drive while she hummed along to “Cheese, you complete me.” FML

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murdersquirrel 15

Wednesday 14 December 2011 18:40

That's a pretty awesome prank. Kudos to your husband.

KeyboardWarrior 10

Wednesday 14 December 2011 18:44

HOW DO I DO THAT??

Comments

jcruz9 0

Thursday 15 December 2011 3:10

Atleast your husband is thinking about you :)

kelis_fml 0

Thursday 15 December 2011 3:29

That is a win! Should be on gives me hope instead! Haha

amanchan 0

Thursday 15 December 2011 3:30

Your husband is my hero. Now we just need a GPS with Morgan Freeman, featuring Kanye West

amanchan 0

Thursday 15 December 2011 3:35

Morgan: Turn left here, near the polar icecaps where , oh, that penguin has just suffered a gruesome death Kanye: yea that exit maybe nice but i just gotta say that exit 102 S had the best signs ever and would prolly get yo ass back home quicker User: -defeated-

CDeCam 9

Thursday 15 December 2011 4:15

So you took the time to post this online when you could have just gone online to figure out how to change the voice back? YDI

THE_A_TEEN 27

Thursday 15 December 2011 14:39

Then there wouldn't be a FML for us to read. ...and whose to say she wasn't multi-tasking, you douche.

CDeCam 9

Saturday 17 December 2011 19:27

Well in my opinion it really shouldn't have been an FML in the first place. Who doesn't like Mr.T? And as far as multi-tasking goes, the way the FML was written implied that she still didn't know, which obviously meant she wasn't figuring it out.