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By Anonymous - 02/11/2013 17:34 - United States - Rowland Heights

Today, my husband and I were arguing, but I dropped it so we could calm down before discussing the matter again. Later on, he made us lasagna. The moment I swallowed the first mouthful, he smirked, then started snickering uncontrollably. What the fuck did he do to my food? FML

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Sunday 3 November 2013 1:42

After an argument, ALWAYS let the cook have the first bite.

olpally 32

Sunday 3 November 2013 1:45

You may have the ***** later op, STOP EATING NOW!

Comments

porkramenx 5

Sunday 3 November 2013 20:01

If I were him? I'd put some ipecac in the sauce and then just let nature run it's course. But that's just me.

Martnikk 15

Sunday 3 November 2013 20:10

he might have done nothing and just making you paranoyed

rustyxjohnson 1

Sunday 3 November 2013 20:19

I don't think there will be a follow-up comment...

titusflavius 3

Sunday 3 November 2013 21:56

Ricin.

JmZ_fml 3

Sunday 3 November 2013 23:04

Welp **** your life

StompinOnCrayons 15

Sunday 3 November 2013 23:07

Call poison control ... ! But in all seriousness, prepare for possible vomiting and laxative effects ... next time it might be best if you make the lasagne. For some reason this reminds me of the twits