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By Anonymous - 21/01/2016 20:50 - Australia - Rosehill

Today, my grandmother who came from out of town, invited me to go to the pool with her, i said sure ( since it was a hot day), when we got to the pool, the real reason why she invited me, was that she needed a partner for her water aerobics class, during the scissor lifts, my crush walks by. FML

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