By Username - 20/08/2011 00:22 - United States

Today, my grandmother sat me down and gave me a talk about the importance of personal hygiene. According to her, it's important that I shower twice a day, because, "Fat people tend to have a most curious smell about them." FML
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borkchop1992 15

old people have a even more peculiar one about them

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mrtofu 3

Sit her down and tell her she should also shower twice a day, because old people tend to have bad hygiene as well.

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howslife123 0

Yeah because bacteria nests in her wrinkles

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MareNostrum 0

Anyone else imagine this being said in a Mrs. Doubtfire voice?

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TheNewGuy03 28

Why is your comment thumbed down? They must not have seen the movie...

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manic_maniac11 13

Why would she need her glasses checked...

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tona01 16

Don't you know that human beings smell through their eyes

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ambowew 7

Bitch, you got more rolls than a bakery!

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saIty 17

Well I tend to bathe myself in bacon. People are always asking commenting on my smell.

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KickItHigh 32

You're not supposed to shower twice a day. Something about the stripping of body oils. But at least shower everyday.

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IndiRae 9

I shower twice a day, and I'm soft and healthy. But if my sister showers twice, her hair falls out. It's not that you're not supposed to, I guess it just depends on the person. Holy **** I love showers.

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tona01 16

Me too, especially after a party, to get rid of that cigarette smell that sticks to you everytime someone smokes near you, i hate it so much

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hogs3212 0

She trying to call u a bull dog or something?

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