Today my girlfriend wanted to try sex while she was on her period.... - FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2018 22:49

Today my girlfriend wanted to try sex while she was on her period. Turns out she really enjoys it and I'm glad she does, but cleaning someone elses dried blood off my dong does not top the list of my ten most fun sexual activities. It really itches when its dried FML

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Leeono 26

Thursday 6 September 2018 17:20

If she really likes it enough to be a regular thing, just glove up and clean up as soon as you can.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 7 September 2018 15:44

Then stop leaving it there long enough to dry. Keep some baby wipes by the bed, or wear a raincoat.

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Leeono 26

Thursday 6 September 2018 17:20

If she really likes it enough to be a regular thing, just glove up and clean up as soon as you can.

saffy66 34

Thursday 6 September 2018 22:56

Ever hear of a condom?

BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 7 September 2018 15:44

Then stop leaving it there long enough to dry. Keep some baby wipes by the bed, or wear a raincoat.

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