Today, my girlfriend told me that she and her mom were going... - FML

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By fucked over - 30/04/2017 09:10

Today, my girlfriend told me that she and her mom were going on a Eurotrip. She began to ask me "Would you like to..." I thought she was going to invite me, but instead she asked me to babysit her dogs for 8 days while she goes off and has fun. I wont even be able to hang out with my friends. FML

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Mynxie 26

Thursday 4 May 2017 16:32

There is nothing wrong with her going with just her mom. Kind of crappy of you to assume that you would be asked to join. As for the dogs, they don't need 24 hour a day attention. You can still see your friends but the dogs come first

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Mynxie 26

Thursday 4 May 2017 16:32

There is nothing wrong with her going with just her mom. Kind of crappy of you to assume that you would be asked to join. As for the dogs, they don't need 24 hour a day attention. You can still see your friends but the dogs come first

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