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By Oopsidaisy - 25/07/2016 02:15 - United States - Dallas

Today, my girlfriend threatened to leave me in front of my mom on a cocaine fueled rampage, then sped off down the street in my new car, rear ending someone in the process. FML
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liloh_fml 11

well if she's a cocaine addict then you should probably leave her first

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Your mom clearly needs to cut down on the cocaine.

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dave__609 10

you do realize she shouldn't have keys if you know she's a druggie, she could get your car impounded if there's drugs in the car, or you arrested because it's your car, and stuff like that

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jds14 20

Why did you let her have the keys to your new car if she's a cocaine addict?

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