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By IWishItWasAJoke - 01/06/2016 06:21 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend said she want's me to be funnier and surprise her more. Turns out breaking into her house with a clown costume was not what she meant. FML.
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trucker2 33

Lucky you Smith and Wesson wasn't home...

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trucker2 33

Lucky you Smith and Wesson wasn't home...

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doomguy500 10

YDI for breaking into someone's house in the first place, let alone in a clown costume

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StormGirl142 24

What the **** is wrong with you?

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nerd102 19

How did you get that to be your solution? My goodness, buy the girl a flower or some gum or bobby pins or something she likes or just draw her a picture!

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peckerbeak22 14

I would have shot ya. So you definitely dodged a bullet there...

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mybabymaduece 11

Lmao that's all I have to say

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JasonThorn 20

You went with clowns, one of the most fright-inducing things? AND breaking into her house? You're that dumb and it doesn't hurt?

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