By Anonymous - 19/08/2010 06:32 - Australia

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend of a year exclaimed "Oh my god!" for the first time during sex. Nope, I haven't improved in bed, I recently moved a TV into my room and something exciting happened on the show she was watching. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 503
You deserved it 13 746
When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

perdix 29

Yes, you did improve in bed -- you brought in the TV! I'm sure your gf is thrilled that you are open to the idea of getting electrical devices involved in your otherwise tedious sex life. You are going to have to demote yourself from the role of boyfriend to being the pimp for a series of vibrators and a series of electro-hydraulic sex contraptions. I can't wait to see you bitch-slap the Orgasmatron 6900 for not showing you da money.

16 1

Comments

lawlatyourfml 0

you're an idiot. you suck in bed and you had the tv on? MUSIC. dumb ****. YDI.

0 0
rainman22 0

She was watchinz HOUSE!!

0 0
GlowingDino 0

if she said Oh God , must be because Chuck Bass got shot or Gossip Girl is actually a man

0 0
codylicious6 0

you had the tv turned on while having sex...?

0 0
BumbleRoo 0

Maybe you should do some more exciting things then?

1 0
needsagf14 12

Sex and tv? Who are you, George costanza?

0 0
ZeusBeDubsteppin 24

what a bitch. women should actually say what they want when they want it instead of saying its fine then trash talking him to her 'friends'.

0 0