By beaverless - 02/05/2011 20:26 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML
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fruityloopz 4

story of my life.

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bravesfan112233 0

back to xbox

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rockarolln89 0

And you're still expected to remain faithful.

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mjammal 0

I have to agree with you smile1992 and that guy is a ********

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Jamber88 0

sounds like things here at my house...

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hehehahAho 0

tickle her during sex to arouse the sensory nerves running throughout her body. contact with your hands will cause a release of chemicals from the nerves that will stimulate her like **** ;p

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lalaharris124_fml 0

I wish I had the guts to tell mine that

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MagicMarker 0

YDI for sucking in bed. Try actually paying attention to her wants and needs, asking her what she likes, and actively trying to give her pleasure rather than just focusing on yourself. Groundbreaking stuff, I know.

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kintarooe1016 1

Maybe if your dick giving skills didn't suck you wouldn't have that problem!

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refuse2lose 0

keep it spicy!!! keep it fresh new positions, toys whatever tickles her fancy... or she might come get it here!!! lmao

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