Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend guilted me into roleplaying as Justin Bieber...

By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 20:27 - United States - Wales

Today, my girlfriend guilted me into roleplaying as Justin Bieber before and during sex. I now feel physically ill. FML

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By Ugh - 07/04/2025 02:00 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, my girlfriend wanted to role-play non-consensual sex. I was already uncomfortable with the idea, and when she started begging, "No, no" as I stripped her, I dropped the role-play and walked out. Now she's pissed at me. I'm sorry, but this is fucking creepy. FML

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I can't help it

By Anonymous - 14/02/2015 17:47 - Ireland

Today, my girlfriend wanted to roleplay as a schoolgirl. I was excited, until we started and she asked me to lick her "vajayjay". I cringed so hard, my skull practically caved in. I broke down laughing while trying to explain my cringing. Now she's pissed and I'm blue-balled. FML

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Totally? Really?

By honk honk, fuckwad - 06/11/2015 22:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had a dream where I was giving Justin Bieber a blowjob. I'm a totally straight male. I have half a mind to bill the little bastard for therapy sessions. FML

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Cut it out

By uhhggggg - 02/01/2010 17:16 - France

Today, I was trying to be dirty with my fiancé. He got really into the roleplaying and wouldn't stop pretending to be a cop for hours. Mood officially killed. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 11:40 - United Kingdom - Chatham

Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML

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Roleplay

By Anonymous - 03/08/2013 20:01 - Portugal

Today, my girlfriend convinced me to do some bedroom roleplay, and we decided on acting out a job interview scenario. I suggestively told her that if she wanted to get the job, she'd have to use her mouth on something else first. She called me a pig and ended the roleplay right there. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2012 17:30 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML

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By jigglypluff - 19/11/2014 05:27 - United States - Omaha

Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 16:59 - Germany - Dortmund

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML

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Make believe

By somebodyelse - 17/08/2009 05:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML

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Thursday 18 July 2013 0:17

Did you scream "baby, baby, baby, ooh..."?

cmayer 20

Thursday 18 July 2013 0:17

I am so very sorry for your misfortune.

Comments

FlawlessSin 5

Friday 19 July 2013 16:44

so.. she's into other chicks. Use this OP

Lucky7Samson 10

Friday 19 July 2013 23:38

Any man who would acquiesce to role playing as Justin Bieber deserves the pain of role playing as Justin Bieber.

melkymac101 17

Saturday 20 July 2013 7:53

Lol damn

llamaleader 3

Saturday 20 July 2013 16:21

she should at least pay for your therapy afterwards

SpriteAndBananas 14

Sunday 21 July 2013 4:42

Is your girlfriend 13?

dfair1987 16

Monday 22 July 2013 2:30

At least she owes you now

DrummerWS 23

Tuesday 23 July 2013 9:36

You don't deserve your penis you big Jessie!

alchemist27 13

Tuesday 23 July 2013 11:02

I cry for you

DaniDove11 4

Thursday 25 July 2013 7:47

Totally

dunebro 15

Monday 29 July 2013 10:19

Did you spit on her?

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