By Anonymous - 29/08/2013 18:12 - United States - Mount Clemens

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Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML
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golden_warrior 23

I hope you talked to her about your needs in the relationship rather than venting on fml

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mangobbler 11

Hopefully her period is just late. If she is indeed pregnant, and you two haven't had sex in a year... she has some serious explaining to do. Chin up, OP. Hopefully it is just a minor scare. PS: Put some Marvin Gaye playing and fix that sexless relationship. xD

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kaitb1103 23

...or maybe a news flash that she might have been cheating on you?

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worldclassrager 39

Well if she is having an affair I hope you can fix her pleasures so it drops...or leave her...

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tehdarkness 21

Time to get out of the relationship if there is no passion!

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askingandy 23

Or, you know, maybe they're just two people that think sex should mean something and shouldn't be done with just anyone. This site isn't just used by adults.

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finalyearsofhate 22

I hope to god they're adults.. They live together..

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askingandy 23

Oops, overlooked that detail. But point still stands that not everyone has sex before marriage.

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addioty 19

Maybe the girl is religious or wants to wait until marriage. Nothing wrong with that.

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imaCONartist 15

I'm surprised there's no innkeeper jokes yet.. oh well.

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hannahsnyder69 16

Sincere apology to both of you for living sexless for a year. Brutal world

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my2centsworth 15

Perhaps only one of you isn't having sex...

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askingandy 23

They may not have had actual sex, but there are other ways to get pregnant... Assuming they've "fooled around", sperm anywhere around the area could result in pregnancy. So maybe she hasn't cheated?

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Poetaster 10

Ha!! Hey, i have some beach front property in colorado you would love!!

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CharresBarkrey 15

Spoken like a true virgin

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love_me_electric 20

88/118 - Let me guess, you guys also think pulling out is a legitimate form of contraception? Splash pregnancies are rare, but they're very real. You're an idiot if you think there has to be penetration for someone to get pregnant.

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The_Orphan 3

Sounds like YOU have been sexless for a year. Maybe she hasn't been.

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SasquatchDeluxe 10

FYL - and find someone new so you can FYG instead.

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