Love: Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. I was depressed so I went... - FML

By fishtities - 13/08/2015 02:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. I was depressed so I went to the only bar in town. When I asked for a drink, I found out she works there as the bartender. FML

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fishtities 26

Thursday 13 August 2015 16:53

OP here. We had been together for over a year now. Turns out she had been cheating on me for a month and decided to brake things off with me. The reason I didnt know she was the bartender there was because she was recently hired and since I dont usually go there nor did she tell me, I didnt know.

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Cinnamonscrolls 10

Thursday 13 August 2015 10:45

How did you not know your girlfriend was a bartender?

nitrog100 21

Thursday 13 August 2015 10:51

1. Not knowing where your girlfriend works is not a good sign. 2. As a lesbian in a town with only one bar, I'm guessing life is not going to be easy for you.

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alicelouise66 5

Wednesday 17 July 2019 3:08

how could you not know where she works? obviously a really close relationship....

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