By jake - 07/02/2010 18:56 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML
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rachexl 0

at least now you can find someone older than 14

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wantsomejewinu 0

Some girls are annoying as hell like that.

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youthink_fml 0

Be thankful. Sounds like you dodged a bullet.

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42billybob 5

at least you know for next time to either learn her birthday, date people who have a sense of rationality, or establish that you WILL forget it.

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kayvan 8

Not really an FML. More like a F-Yes!-I-dodged-a-bullet (FYIDAB) :-)

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robhud1 0

she was just looking for excuse to break up with u loser..... your calling her ur girlfriend and u only been 2 gether 2 weeks??

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miss_lovely22 0

that's why you "talk" and get to know each other BEFORE you date/make things official, because if you did that you would have already had her birthday engraved in your brain..dumbass.

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Alicia10_fml 0

who does that?!?! who breaks up with their bf or gf cuz they didn't kno their bday? ESPECIALLY if they've only been goin out for 2 weeks? obviously tha bitch has problems n ur beta off without her, she's prolly one of those crazy psycho chics anyway

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blastvortex 3

I'd say that you should get out while you can, but you're already there. Seriously, that dumb broad is one pumpkin short of a full pie.

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Batman4890 0

it probably wasn't even her birthday and she was just looking for an excuse to dump yo ass!

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wownerd19 0

aren't those questions you kinda ask and find out before rushing into a relationship? sigh kids these days and their raging hormones.

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