By peace_lost - 29/06/2009 22:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I walked to her couch while kissing with our eyes closed. Stumbling, we reached the couch and dropped our bodies, her on top of me. What I didn't know was that her kitty, Elvis, was napping. Elvis was very angry. FML
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You deserved it 96
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Alex_DeLarge 0

So you were on a couch, with a hot girl on top of you, and you were yelling "Get off me, Elvis!"

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sillypuppy 0

That is where Elvis meets pelvis--and then evil Elvis scratches horny pelvis.

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jd3773 7

well, generally when you fall on a cat or any that is sleeping, it probably won't be happy

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gurly98 13

First part YDi second part FyL

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janro72 10

I guess we can say he was "all shook up"

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T1A2Z3 34

Surely if you're in a house with pets you check where they are and that they aren't in the room before you do that? Like if you were in a house with other people would you walk into a random room with your eyes closed and just lie down?

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