By peace_lost - 29/06/2009 22:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I walked to her couch while kissing with our eyes closed. Stumbling, we reached the couch and dropped our bodies, her on top of me. What I didn't know was that her kitty, Elvis, was napping. Elvis was very angry. FML
I agree, your life sucks 424
You deserved it 96
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Alex_DeLarge 0

So you were on a couch, with a hot girl on top of you, and you were yelling "Get off me, Elvis!"

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sillypuppy 0

That is where Elvis meets pelvis--and then evil Elvis scratches horny pelvis.

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OIF_my_life 0

lol revenge puke!!!

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darling_inwe 0

I like the panel with the kitty kneading ^.^ knead-knead-knead! XD

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shmaller 0

Whoever illustrates these things needs to die in a fire. All they do is take the FML and make it shittier and less funny. I cannot think of a way the illustrator could have further missed the point.

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

The type that gets the chicks. The type who can get laid.

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RVP23 0

Unless the cat clawed your unmentionables, how it this an F' your life? More like an F' your cat's life, seeing as he was minding his own business and suddenly somebody sat on him. How would you feel if someone 20 times your size just plopped down on you while you were sleeping? You're an idiot for posting something so stupid; F' your girlfriend's cat's life for having to deal with you, and an owner dumb enough to date an attention *****.

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wartyfingle 0

actually it doesn't say anything about being scratched... evis could've done anything

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thegriffin88 1

Changing the story was a bad choice, it was funny the first time. The style is also unoriginal, I've seen it before. It was funny the way it was originally told.

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