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By SteveBassist - 01/08/2016 18:37 - United Kingdom - Smethwick

Today, my girlfriend and I have only had sex once in 3 months. She complains she's always tired from working 12 hour shifts at her new job. Her boss knows she wants earlier finishes but refuses to give her them. I'm being cockblocked by her boss. FML
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sohigh10 34

is it even legal to make a person work 12 hour shifts all the time? I thought we'd agreed on 8 back in the industrial revolution.. If she does this just to make a living, she should seriously consider looking for a different job, though I can imagine being too tired to do that as well:(

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Unlucky1232 20

she'd find time for sex just because it's good? You know a lot of parents can't have a relationship with their kids because work sucks the energy out of them, does that mean the kid/family is bad? no. That logic is completely flawed

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exotica_realist 3

Sorry to say but if the sex was good she'd find the time. Consider cutting your losses.

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Unlucky1232 20

she'd find time for sex just because it's good? You know a lot of parents can't have a relationship with their kids because work sucks the energy out of them, does that mean the kid/family is bad? no. That logic is completely flawed

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sohigh10 34

is it even legal to make a person work 12 hour shifts all the time? I thought we'd agreed on 8 back in the industrial revolution.. If she does this just to make a living, she should seriously consider looking for a different job, though I can imagine being too tired to do that as well:(

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stacemcface 12

It depends on where you work. I work in a factory and 12 hours is a normal shift.

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KaleTheVane 7

Man, you'd think she'd have sex at least more than once in 3 months even under the circumstances but eh I don't know the story, home you get laid soon, and I hope it's the best.

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goream2013 6

Back when I worked in a factory we worked 12 hour shifts every day for 2 weeks then only got a weekend off, then started the cycle over. It was very tiring, I barely had enough time have a full meal and sleep let alone sex. and i was 19 at the time. I only lasted 10 months But big check though!

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