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By Anonymous - 17/01/2010 13:44 - United States

Today, my friend decided it was funny to burp in my face. The burp was actually vomit. We were in the food court at the mall. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2009 05:30 - United States

Today, I was at a local chinese restaurant with two of my friends. We were laughing hysterically when my friend tells me to stop making her laugh because she was going to puke, naturally I kept egging it on. She puked all over the table and I was laughing so hard that I peed my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2014 17:39 - United States - Cape Coral

Today, I was at the local grocery store. I've had really bad gas lately, and I accidentally let one go while standing in line. The woman behind me thought it was her kid, and smacked him for farting in public. FML

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Good bye!

By Anonymous - 19/01/2020 20:00

Today I was walking around the mall and I saw my crush from high school. He came up to me and instead of talking to him I burped, and he just walked away. FML

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By killmenow - 03/12/2015 05:33 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I burped in front of my crush. Well, not really in front of him. I turned around mid-burp and noticed him, not knowing anyone was there. The surprise made me scream a little, which only amplified the burp. So I made this mighty belch-turned-scream noise, while maintaining eye contact with him. FML

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By whipplewhip - 30/06/2013 04:21 - United States

Today, my husband and I were at the mall, and decided to have a snack at the food court. As we ate, an obese woman squeezed past our table, butt facing us. Just when her ass-cheeks slid past our heads, she let out a horrific fart that my father would be proud of. FML

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By Emmy - 02/10/2011 06:36 - United States

Today, while I was on the up escalator, a small woman in front of me farted directly into my face. FML

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By Anonymouse - 07/11/2015 02:03

Today, I was in bed with the stomach flu. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to fart in the fan next to our bed, which caused me to vomit all over myself. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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Let it all out

By Vomitron - 02/04/2021 00:30

Today, I spent an hour and twenty minutes throwing up at a toilet from a shopping mall because I ate rotten food without realizing it. At least during that time I made two new friends, a gay couple who were making out in the next toilet cubicle. FML

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By alephnull - 02/02/2011 21:07 - Canada

Today, I drove a friend to the emergency room because he thought he had appendicitis. While sitting in the waiting room, I got puked on by a child. My friend's diagnosis? Gas. So he also farted all the way home. FML

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zom_fml 10

Sunday 17 January 2010 20:09

Who on earth put YDI? :s That's really gross.. are they now an ex-friend?

Jayjay210 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 19:57

Lmfao, @ #2.... otherwise, punch them and say "wtf, Disgusting"

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magnifique_fml 0

Monday 18 January 2010 22:43

Oh my god i laughed so hard at this, roflmao.

jazzw92 0

Monday 18 January 2010 23:57

Allow me to edit this FML for you: 'Today, I punched my former friend in the face for being an absolutely disgusting individual.' FYL indeed, that is sick.

pjfromok 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 23:34

Top 5 for sure!!! Thank you so much for sharing. :) Oh and FYL.

talikarni 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 22:19

YDI for not realizing that these people are NOT your friends but disgusting people that you happen to hang out with... time for new friends

manstie 1

Sunday 24 January 2010 7:01

Is he fat?

SadFailures 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 3:39

Eww. :O

Illyssa_fml 4

Sunday 19 September 2010 16:12

ooh that's just naassttyy

Suicidalpotatoe 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 7:50

Dude... U just got PWNED!!!

srod325 0

Friday 4 February 2011 2:59

I had a similar thing happen to me. Except it was to my gf and I was out of town with her parents, and we were all in the same room.:/

babe7260 30

Friday 13 April 2012 8:13

Omg EWWWW totally GROSS!!!!!

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