By Anonymous - 26/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, my friend compared my hair color to hers. Also, she braided my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I asked her why and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. FML
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macskapingvin 0

Just to be sure, which hair are you talking about? Does she have crab lice?

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Shadow_Phantom 26

Please tell me you're joking.

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RedPillSucks 31

If she has vag hair long enough to braid, then.... that..., that...., OK. I can't go any further. FmyLife for the mental image.

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fudgepirate 0

aahaha and i thought i was dumb!!! yaay im not the only one!!!! :D

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stronghand0331 17

What if the lice decide to go south for the winter?

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togie429 0

just put manayse in your hair

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

Do you care to enlighten me on what exactly that is?

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0opsie 6

So OP's friend won't ever touch it again?

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Acousticpixie14 6

Mayonnaise makes the hair incredibly difficult for the bugs to maneuver through, making it easier to use other medicines without worrying about them scampering off. I've also heard that is suffocates them, but I don't think they can breathe, so that makes no sense to me.

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ToggafGnikcuf 0

Everything needs air so of course those breathe you fucktard.

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Acousticpixie14 6

Respiration and breathing are different. Breathing inhaling and exhaling air through the LUNGS. Respiring is simply the inhalation and exhalation of air. Insects do not breathe using lungs as terrestrial vertebrates do; instead they use tracheal respiration in order to transport oxygen through their bodies. Insects have openings on the surface of their bodies called spiracles that lead to their tracheal systems. The air goes into the tracheal tubes and passes through the system of branching trachea. The circulatory system of insects, like that of other arthropods, is open: the heart pumps the hemolymph through arteries to open spaces surrounding the organs; when the heart relaxes, the hemolymph seeps back into the heart. So actually, a louse does not breathe, you "fucktard." It seems, however that they do use a similar method of inhalation, so yes, they can suffocate.

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dirtybird2212 0

#142 you got told also. #173 not to be creepy at all but your gorgeous and your eyes are beautiful

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guestxxx 0

173, you just disproved yourself. you said lice can't suffocate in your previous comment, then stated bugs/lice need air to survive, though it may not be "breathing" exactly...suffocating isn't "not breathing" it's lack of oxygen, therefore, lice can suffocate.

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Acousticpixie14 6

I didn't say that they could not suffocate. I said that I didn't THINK they could breathe. I never claimed to know or be certain of anything. After his comment, I looked it up, and now am certain. So in a way, yes I contradicted myself, but not really. How about you be smarter about what you read in the comments next time?

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hypezster 0

why would u braid ur hair with her anyways. that sounds ****** up.

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my2centsworth 15

Sharing is caring.

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KVKdragon 26

I'd go ballistic on her hair with scissors and I'd also pray that she has health insurance ;]

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LiznessMonster 9

That's just sick, but I suggest going along with it and buying both you and her lice shampoo, but empty her shampoo bottle and fill it with hair removal lotion. >)

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RedPillSucks 31

That is seriously F*ucked up. Is it wrong that I really liked this idea?

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