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By unappreciated - 31/07/2016 06:06 - Australia - Caulfield North

Today, my friend bitched to me about the fact that I'm too uptight and never let her have any fun. This is after I spent last night cleaning the apartment and taking her to the hospital after she got shitfaced and passed out in a pool of her own vomit, nearly choking to death. FML
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fishystixxx 9

If she's like this often I would consider getting a new friend...

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toba122 12

Might be an alcoholic if she can't realize the severity of that kind of situation.

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fishystixxx 9

If she's like this often I would consider getting a new friend...

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toba122 12

Might be an alcoholic if she can't realize the severity of that kind of situation.

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4everBroken 13

Time for new friends that go at YOUR pace that don't expect you to let them be adults and yet be there when they can't even stand...

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PineapplePizza 15

I'm the 'safe' one. The 'boring' one. The 'predictable ' one. I'm also sober, logical and have more fun doing 'safe' things. I'm okay with that. Anyone who isn't can leave after unlocking the door, as long as I lock it behind them.

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ditterbug 5

get new friends. you don't have to be made to feel bad because you choose not to drink to that extreme or if at all. you can have a lot of fun being sober and doing sober things with other people.

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