Today my friend and I were sitting at a local coffee shop and...

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By ABridh - 10/07/2017 22:59

Today my friend and I were sitting at a local coffee shop and an older gentleman came over to us. He says, excuse me, Miss? You have a beautiful daughter. My friend is 2 years younger than me. I don't think I've ever been more insulted. FML

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OneGuySixDemons 23

Sunday 16 July 2017 22:21

So does she look 12, or do you look 40?

ImminentDisaster 12

Monday 17 July 2017 10:32

Is it normal to go up to a stranger just to complement their child's looks?

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OneGuySixDemons 23

Sunday 16 July 2017 22:21

So does she look 12, or do you look 40?

ImminentDisaster 12

Monday 17 July 2017 10:32

Is it normal to go up to a stranger just to complement their child's looks?

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