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By mswizzle56 - 09/04/2016 05:36 - United States - Camarillo

Today, my friend and I decided that it was a good idea to play a prank on one of the hottest guys at school so we texted him with a number he wouldn't recognize. It was going well until he key logged my number and traced it back to me. He threatened to tell everyone that I'm a creep. FML

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