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By Erjoy_99 - 10/06/2016 04:49 - United States - Kellogg

Today my four year old nephew came out of the bathroom and my mom asked him what was in his hair, I saw and rubbed it and said, "it's just peanut butter." It definitely wasn't just peanut butter. FML
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amsterdamgirl 20

yeah, but still, calculated risk: small child, directly from the bathroom, brown goo, should equal no touching.

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Livin_Like_Larry 29

I think he realized what it was AFTER he touched it

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DeadxManxWalking 27

if you knew it wasn't then why touch it

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Livin_Like_Larry 29

I think he realized what it was AFTER he touched it

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amsterdamgirl 20

yeah, but still, calculated risk: small child, directly from the bathroom, brown goo, should equal no touching.

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Gastondeluxe 15

It took me a bit. But after reading it 3 times i got it! Disgusting.

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EwahWeeWah 21

What? Why on earth would it be peanut butter if he's in the bathroom? "Wife: Honey, it seems we've run out of peanut butter! Husband: I'll get some more from the bathroom, darling!"

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Cold138 8

Never trust a 4 year old in his own..... Never!

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