Miscellaneous: Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names...

By Flicker - 14/05/2009 07:23 - Australia

Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names on them. My last name is 'Flicker'. The letters are all in uppercase. And the 'L' and the 'I' are joined together at the bottom. My jersey reads 'FUCKER'. FML

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Apocalyptus 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 16:17

Heh, I'd be proud of it - seeing as you can now wear a shirt saying "******" on it without getting in trouble!

antbait11 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 16:18

hahaha, what's awesome! when you get mad at your opponent, just turn your back to them!

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NakedBoy75 0

Wednesday 21 November 2012 12:56

Dude quit your bitchin. Thats ****** awesome you ******.

joshuagnew 2

Thursday 2 May 2013 16:55

wheres the "thats ******* awesome" buttom ???

aeonsoul 12

Monday 8 July 2013 4:23

I'd wear it anyway

crystalxa 35

Wednesday 25 September 2013 0:57

I'm surprised you're school let's ya wear it!

tifdunc 14

Friday 4 October 2013 5:25

I'm a snivelling little twerp.

The_Cool_Dude 5

Sunday 15 December 2013 20:54

I'd be happy that I could wear a shirt that reads ****** without getting in trouble

patdavis13 6

Saturday 28 December 2013 4:54

that's ******* sweet

doglover100 28

Saturday 15 March 2014 1:32

You can wear it without getting into trouble.

tigerisabelle 31

Monday 5 May 2014 1:40

Well, that F LI C K I N G sucks.

Ninjataco1234 4

Tuesday 17 June 2014 13:59

Be happy that your last name isn't Plissy.

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