By doomed - 22/08/2009 17:46 - United States

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Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
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JADEstokesxo 0

how is it his own fault! its his belief and what he belived his GF belived in, so; what youse are basicaly saying is; he deserved it for being trusting. idiots.

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adelaide_evening 0

I think this was supposed to be an FML because he was cheated on, not because he believes in sex after marriage. And you're being kind of an idiot with the whole "you deserve it for believing that". Not everyone has the same views as you. And the girl got pregnant not because the boyfriend was "holding out" on her, but because she is untrustworthy (or a two-faced *****, whichever way you wanna look at it).

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jadetothes 0

maybe she wanted to have sex but was too scared to tell the OP?? from what ive seen, some ppl who wait until after marriage can be a tad judgemental maybe she was scared what he'd say - he could be a right bastard for all we know dont judge her you dont know her people make mistakes its up to them to talk this through plus you can get pregnant from other sexual contact even if you're not actually doing anything - semen can get places you know ;)

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jadetothes 0

"I personally do not believe that sex between consenting heterosexual partners is wrong in any way whatsoever" i'm sorry, but what?? that had absolutley nothing to do with what was posted - why say that you dont believe homosexuality is not right in this context - there was no need and write shorter comments its not an essay writing competition you know twat.

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Johnny_k123 0

You should be happy that you're wife is having the baby jesus.

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bandaidface 0

This so reminds me of House

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ashapasha 11

JACKET!!! lol Jamaican word for child in relationship which does not belong to you

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soccerdude101 0

contradiction

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rockerbaby3192 0

I'm not agreeing with this concept that everyone's sexual performance can be "fixed." I think sex can be subjective. Some people may like some things and some people may like other things. It would be important to be in a relationship with someone who likes the same sexual things you do. If not, I don't see the point in having really bad/ awkward "practice" sex until you both realize it isn't working.

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ZeroIce 12

She probably is married... Since the sex after marriage... or maybe in the middle of a divorce?

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