Transportation: Today, my fiance attempted to fix my rotors after my brakes began...

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By Car is trying to kill me - 31/12/2016 18:56 - United States - Brunswick

Today, my fiance attempted to fix my rotors after my brakes began acting up while I was driving on the highway the other day...my car is now currently stuck in his mom's garage with the brakes locked up and brake fluid on her floor. FML

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r83839 22

Sunday 1 January 2017 10:09

.....You let your fiancé mess around with your brakes, but you think your car is the one trying to kill you?

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r83839 22

Sunday 1 January 2017 10:09

.....You let your fiancé mess around with your brakes, but you think your car is the one trying to kill you?

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