Intimacy: Today, my father decided to tell me in detail when and how he...

By Anonymous - 16/01/2010 00:57 - Australia

Today, my father decided to tell me in detail when and how he lost his virginity. He even told me what position it was and who this girl was. I will never look at him in the same way again. He also made his hands "have sex". FML

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By LoveMyNewBro - 04/01/2011 10:56

Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML

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Scarred for life

By Aly - 09/12/2011 15:40 - United States

Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML

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By awkwardmandy - 11/03/2016 18:28 - United States - Okeene

Today, my ex-boyfriend decided to humiliate me by confessing to my dad in detail what he and I had done together and "apologizing" for taking my virginity. FML

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At least it wasn't rotting coconut?

By Getmeoutofhere - 10/08/2017 17:15 - Australia

Today, I was masturbating when my dad came into my room to say goodnight. He leaned down over my bed, paused, and said, "What's that smell? It's like... oh." His face dropped and he left the room. I don't think he'll ever see me the same way again. FML

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Nice to know

By LyricalTragedy - 16/12/2016 00:08

Today, I saw my father for the first time in two years. He felt compelled to tell me about how he got involved with a BDSM group and got an STD because of it. FML

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CREEPY!

By Anonymous - 21/10/2025 22:00

Today, my father-in-law confessed during dinner that he watched me and my wife have sex that morning through the window. He even more awkwardly brought it back up later that evening to say I seemed very good at it, and tried asking for details about me and my wife’s sex life. FML

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By more than I wanted to know - 13/05/2013 19:10 - Italy - San Giustino

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commented on what the actors were doing. I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour. FML

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The moment when…

By wastedlove - 23/06/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave, I decided to give him one last thrill. I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out. When I asked why, he pointed behind me. My mom had watched the whole thing. FML

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Don't wanna know

By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 05:50

Today, my dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML

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Parental advice

By ifeeldirty - 27/10/2011 12:22 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML

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mcfaily 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 9:25

he was giving pointers, how nice of him to lend a hand ;)

virusin 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 9:53

did he finger the hands? hahah get it FINGER! ohh f**k you guys u.u

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OkageStarr 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 19:55

This is awkward at any age. My dad likes to rant about how his child with his current wife was conceived accidentally. And that's a guy-guy conversation. OP being a woman... probably not the most comfortable conversation.

texter102 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 20:01

aww man I'm soo sorry!! my rents just got me books which is way better

gfmodella24 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 6:43

that's disgusting. your dads weird

ecuakelly 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 18:18

lmaoo wow thats nasty

love_game911 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:51

either ur dad was a raper....a sex obsessed person....or he wanted to make sure u knew how sex works with two passionate ppl.....my mom told me this too....she even made the movements and hand gestures....I was 9 and I thought sex was just hard makeout on the bed.....my dad told me this story too...I NEVER asked...but they thought that if I knew they would le me know how my next subbling was made......

hickchikheather 0

Monday 18 January 2010 17:05

lmao thats ****** up

p_ray67 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 5:00

Ewh, thats pretty sick. i'd hate to know stuff about my dad like that! FYL

Twi_lover_EC 6

Wednesday 20 January 2010 20:59

ewwww....I wouldn't of even listened to my dad. I would of covered my ears and yelled I don't want to hear it.

treras93 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 4:42

who the **** cares, its just sex ******* grow up, dumbass. Ya, your dads done it before, and guess what he did your mom to have you. Oh shit sorry, did I just spill the beans... everyone does it. grow up.