Miscellaneous: Today, my family threw me a surprise party. I was so surprised...

By Em - 30/04/2009 16:45 - United States

Today, my family threw me a surprise party. I was so surprised I punched my mom in the face when she screamed SURPRISE! FML

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kfrizzle2 4

Sunday 20 June 2010 4:36

Mom: SURPRISE!!! OP: *Punches* Mom: Whats wrong with you, it's me! OP: *Punches harder*

jrock94 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:39

Today, I decided to throw my son a surprise party. When I yelled surprise, he punched me in the face. FML

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Jertastic 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:35

http://zoonormous.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/slap-1.jpg ONLY YOU COULD DERIVE THIS LOOK OF SATISFACTION FROM A PIMP SLAP.

MangoPuff 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 2:34

I can't stop laughing. I'm like imagining it. LOL.

ilovecats42 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 5:05

hahahahhaaahaaaahaaahaaaahaaaaaha that's hilarious.

bbobe900000 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 5:07

hahahahahahahahaha!!!!! I dunno what these people are thinkin thats reasonable reflex right there

emZycat 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 6:06

hahahahaha i completely relate! i can so see myself or any of my friends doing that lol, but i hope the party got better after that!

ZH13 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 8:31

i already read one exacly like this. write some new stuff people!

FMLeah 6

Saturday 2 May 2009 13:29

Beautiful imagery!

karissaaa 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 18:55

hahaha

sensual_kidney 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:11

ROFL thats just like that video "never scare black people" Epic FML. hopefully she understands

l33tm0nk3y 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 20:08

Lol, nice reflexes!

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