Miscellaneous: Today, my family holiday is ending. I am severely sunburned and... - FML

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By wreckdit - 05/08/2016 17:49 - United States - Orlando

Today, my family holiday is ending. I am severely sunburned and my entire back/shoulder area is peeling, which is itchy and uncomfortable. To make matters worse, my mum put the lotion I have been using to treat my burns in her suitcase, which is on another flight. Only 8 hours to go. FML

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nokkibind 23

Monday 8 August 2016 3:59

Sounds to me like OP is on a plane.

jcash52426 5

Monday 8 August 2016 1:04

There are the places where you can go buy things. They are called stores, go to one and buy some more lotion.

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jcash52426 5

Monday 8 August 2016 1:04

There are the places where you can go buy things. They are called stores, go to one and buy some more lotion.

nokkibind 23

Monday 8 August 2016 3:59

Sounds to me like OP is on a plane.

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