This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By Anonymous - 12/02/2016 23:27 - United States - Columbia

Today, my evil mother-in-law decided to look for a house in my city. There is a house for sale across the street from mine, and it's in her price range. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 321
You deserved it 578

Comments

She'll definitely hate the insides if you throw faeces all over the walls, ceiling, and floor.

Steve97 32

Was seriously hoping someone would make that reference ?

WD_Stevens 22

I'm surprised you're the only one who has. It was the first thing I thought of. Are we so out of touch?

bribe the neighbourhood kids to run riot in the garden when she views the house and tell her how crappy the area is.

Or set dogs free in her house and let them tear through all her things.

Sucks to be you OP, I just left home with my partner into our own place 50kms out of town with 3 houses neighbouring, only to have my in laws rent 1 of the 3 houses literally across the street 6 weeks later. We are doomed.

My deepest condolences, for the future loss of your sanity.