Miscellaneous: Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked.... - FML

By meeeoow - 22/01/2011 10:05 - Australia

Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2023 10:00

Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2015 20:02 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, a drunk man started yelling at the lamppost outside my house, demanding to be let inside, all while my neighbors watched. That man is my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01

Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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By paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2010 07:51 - Canada

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 07/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2025 00:00

Today, my father got drunk and became crazy. He just kept talking nonsense and swaying while walking. It seemed like he was going to vomit. I hate him being like this. FML

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By mydadsawsooomuch - 17/11/2010 13:26 - United States

Today, in the wee hours of the morning I decided to make a naked dash to the bathroom, unfortunately, my dad decided to do the same thing at the exact same time. FML

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By vanorav - 18/03/2012 02:41 - United States - Santa Clarita

Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML

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By Z - 09/04/2011 22:29 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad decided to have a little father and daughter bonding time. Unfortunately, his idea of bonding involves him sitting around at home, getting piss drunk, and falling asleep. FML

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DocBastard 38

Saturday 22 January 2011 20:03

Of course he did - you're from Nude South Wales.

jayellef 3

Saturday 22 January 2011 20:03

should have given him a toy to play with in the house instead. drunks are easily distracted.

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AbbieMarie94 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 20:59

Haha did anyone see?

bioboy725 10

Saturday 22 January 2011 22:00

yes, his daughter!

missrubyruby 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 21:01

quiet street? get over it. I've done it drunk too. chill.

mintcar 9

Saturday 22 January 2011 21:04

Your father should be the one who's embarrassed, not you.

UpsidedownKayak 9

Saturday 22 January 2011 21:31

especially since he can't use the excuse, "It's cold out."

LemonStarship 5

Saturday 22 January 2011 21:12

Did you tag along?

iwadasn 32

Saturday 22 January 2011 21:22

Look on the bright side. At least it wasn't a crowded street.

motero 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 22:04

eeww u probably saw ur dads hairy butt and balls lol

analisa13 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 22:41

I love your dad! Haha

abasio 1

Sunday 23 January 2011 2:34

At least it was a quiet street and not a really busy one ;)

talktomandybaby 8

Sunday 23 January 2011 4:01

omg.your picture gave me the chills:( clowns scare me!!:(

SarahCrazy_fml 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 4:00

Hahaha looovee what 6 said. hopefully he wasn't aroused.

amyhampton 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 5:09

dude thats seriously hilarious! "we're going streaking!! they're coming..."

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