Today, my drunk dad told me I'm smart enough that any guy could overlook the fact that I'm fat, but not smart enough that they could overlook how ugly I am. Gee, thanks. FML
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Today, a drunk dude walked up to me and said, "You're ugly as fuck." His sober friend quickly apologized and explained that he was wasted, before looking me up and down and adding, "Well, not completely, I guess." FML
Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
Today, my mom and dad were talking about how if I lost weight, I would be attractive and have guys all over me. My dad said, “That’s exactly what I’m worried about.” It took me a while to realize they both think I’m ugly. FML
Today, during a drunken night out, a really trashed friend said to me, "Jeez, even when I’m drunk, you're really ugly." FML
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Today, I was showing my step-dad old photos of the family. We got to a picture of me and I mentioned how much weight I've lost. He muttered, "Heh, fat AND blind". FML
Today, my dad drunkenly confessed that the reason he never gave me the sex talk was because he figured that I'm too weird-looking and socially awkward to ever get laid. He's right, all too right. FML
Today, I told my parents I wanted to try modelling. I thought that since I have such a low self-esteem, that it might benefit me, and make me feel better about myself and how I look. The first thing out of my dad's mouth was, "What? Why? You're ugly." Thanks dad. FML
Today, I told my Dad I was an alcoholic and had decided to seek help. His reply, "Don't stop drinking, you are the life of the party, funny and beautiful when you drink." FML
Today, my parents told me they're glad I'm an "ugly nerd" because they don't have to worry about me getting into trouble or having a teen pregnancy. FML
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Zelphoric 25
And the fact that you're smart is the reason that you'll probably more successful than your drunkard of a father.
senor_octubre 24
He sounds just like my girlfriends mom always putting her down because she is so insecure with how much better her daughter is than her. Don't listen to him OP I'm sure you are smart and beautiful
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Comments (49)
mm12344 8
Sounds like he's taking the crazy hot scale from how I met your mother too seriously.
TheEpicKitten 20
Maybe if you lost weight you would be in the clear. Smart enough to over look the ugly and you wouldn't be fat. Ydi for being fat and being fat is a choice
winecrab 7
Maybe you should take a little more pride in your appearance.
sighlifeman 12
nice how he describes himself
Witchylady 17
What a horrible father and person. And an even worse role model. Please don't listen to him. He has a toxic mouth. And you are worth so much more than he. Plus ever be
Kitty_Satan1 11
My dad has told me that while he's sober. Ha. I am really sorry you had to hear that from a family member drunk or not.