Miscellaneous: Today, my douchebag of a housemate decided he wasn't going to... - FML

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By sickofthis - 04/05/2016 09:13 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, my douchebag of a housemate decided he wasn't going to clean his vomit from last night off the bathroom floor, so I had to do it, and it took me 2 hours. I got up early to do my uni work and now I probably won't finish it.I may as well have gone back to bed. fml.

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oliviaaaa7 13

Wednesday 4 May 2016 21:13

Is your roommate a young child or some type of animal? Might wanna have a talk with him or her. Sorry op.

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oliviaaaa7 13

Wednesday 4 May 2016 21:13

Is your roommate a young child or some type of animal? Might wanna have a talk with him or her. Sorry op.

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