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By Anonymous - 06/07/2016 05:12 - United States - Ellijay

Today, my dog has learned how to get on the bed. Due to her recent stitches I can't forcibly remove her and my husband won't move either. Guess who gets the floor tonight. FML.
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wecantfixthat 5

Just forcibly remove your husband

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Andrewx8 12

wake the dog up, and tell it to get off the bed. problem solved?

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Andrewx8 12

wake the dog up, and tell it to get off the bed. problem solved?

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wecantfixthat 5

Just forcibly remove your husband

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RosaMaravillosa 10

I feel ya. I wouldn't move my dog either in that case. you do know she's gonna end up on the floor sleeping with you right? ;)

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crazyoliversmum 6

If your dog has stitches it shouldn't have been jumping up on the bed to start with.

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