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By Anonymous - 03/05/2016 05:12 - United States - Toledo

Today, my dad witnessed me grab a condom out of my purse instead of the mint he had asked for. Then, all of the people around us got to witness the most awkward moments of my seventeen years of life as I slowly put it back in my purse and grabbed the mint. FML.
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1ronlady 24

Hey! At least you are being safe!

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1ronlady 24

Hey! At least you are being safe!

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peanuts363 12

Maybe instead of being so trashy you should learn some morals and take a shot at being a decent human being. Ytdi.

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peanuts363 12

You shouldn't be having sex when you are a child. You should instead be a moral person and try a little Jesus in your life. (Btw, FML, I am entitled to my opinion so stop censoring me because you are too close minded to consider other points of view)

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DrafteeSelf 24

You have your priorities straight in life

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Baurusdavinci 12

A little soon to need one just off-hand like that, in my opinion. I guess safety-first, but jeez. Maybe wait 'till you've gone and moved and to avoid more awkward moments. :P

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