Intimacy: Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my... - FML

By ;)loganberry(; - 27/12/2011 17:58 - United States

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Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, and calmly said "You left your porn in the bathroom again." FML

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By Hollerz90 - 02/04/2020 23:00

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Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML

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By fuck - 13/07/2013 17:22 - United Kingdom - Farnham

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Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML

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By Chimychunga - 01/08/2010 06:47 - United States

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Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2024 13:00 - United States

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Today, I found out my mom has been randomly searching my room. I've asked her repeatedly to stop, but she says it's her right as a parent. In retaliation I started searching their room when they were out, and found porn mags and DVDs. I confronted mom about it. Long story short, dad's in a hotel. What have I done?! FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2017 05:29 - United States - Irving

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Today, my dad unlocked the bathroom door and barged in without warning only to catch me, with no clothes on, masturbating. He said, "sorry" but stayed for another 20 seconds to look for his shampoo. FML

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By wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

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Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

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By PizzaNIF - 13/07/2016 17:58 - United States - Henderson

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Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 18:08 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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By porn daddy - 21/06/2017 00:00

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Today, my drunk dad went off on a tangent about his porn watching habits to the whole family. FML

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MikeDa1Da 14

Wednesday 28 December 2011 0:09

Well at least he didn't see you actually jacking off?

omfg_creepers 8

Wednesday 28 December 2011 0:13

"If this happens again I'm keeping them! Oh and I accidentally ruined one of them, don't ask how."

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Jeffers123 5

Wednesday 28 December 2011 4:30

Your dad is awesome! Mine would've kicked my ass. Like if This applies to u to.

screamo_neve 12

Wednesday 28 December 2011 5:29

This isn't Facebook, nobody has to "like" anything.

KiDsLiG 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 4:38

Uhhh Internet?

beastmonkey95 3

Wednesday 28 December 2011 4:54

Your dad is pretty chill

fancyclown 9

Wednesday 28 December 2011 5:25

Father son bonding at it's best.

NorfolkDude 2

Wednesday 28 December 2011 5:38

Man your dad sounds awesome!

jessjordan4359 1

Wednesday 28 December 2011 5:41

Oh wow

ZDK5498 6

Wednesday 28 December 2011 6:00

it's like you have important visitors when you have those porno magazines in there.. look on the bright side. he was chill about it.. thank god one of those women who think "**** is for messed up people" did not see it...

Lovechild09 5

Wednesday 28 December 2011 6:07

masturbation is natural . i be trollin , they hatin. ;)

maddienoelle 13

Wednesday 28 December 2011 6:16

Nicee.

orangeeast 2

Wednesday 28 December 2011 6:20

LOL just remember your dad definitely took a look through the **** before returning it to you 'again'

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