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By Dear God Dad! - 16/05/2016 15:31 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, my dad rang to ask if I could call Sky TV to enquire about some "charges" on his December bill. I had to listen to the advisor piss herself laughing whilst telling me the charges were for adult entertainment ordered on December 18th. My mum had just passed away suddenly on December 16th...FML

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thefmlman2011 36

Tuesday 17 May 2016 0:16

I think that's so wrong on so many levels.

Ms_ValS 27

Tuesday 17 May 2016 11:15

People grieve in different ways OP. I hope he was just in denial. In any case, my condolences to you OP.

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thefmlman2011 36

Tuesday 17 May 2016 0:16

I think that's so wrong on so many levels.

Ms_ValS 27

Tuesday 17 May 2016 11:15

People grieve in different ways OP. I hope he was just in denial. In any case, my condolences to you OP.

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