Today, my dad informed me that I’d not be progressing into next year’s class because it’s a waste of money. But it’s fine because my twin will be learning for the both of us. FML
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Today, I overheard my dad telling his work buddy that he's disappointed in his kid. I assumed he meant my brother, for flunking out of school. He meant me, for quitting sports to focus on my studies. FML
Today, my mom found out I'm failing three classes. Now she won't let me go to a convention I bought passes for weeks in advance. Each pass was $45, and I bought 2 more for my friends. You do the math on that, because I apparently can't. FML
Today, my daughter told me that she’s pregnant with twins. It would be an exciting piece of news, except for the fact that she’s a sophomore in high school. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd feel like a failure if he went to community college. I'm planning to go to community college next year. FML
Today, my dad refuses to let me inherit all of his money, which might just put a roof over my head when I’m older. *His* money? Well, actually, he inherited it. FML
Today, using the money my mom gave me for my birthday, I bought a new laptop for school. When I went online to register for classes, I found that all the online classes were full and remaining classes didn't qualify for my major. FML
Today, I discovered my parents have spent my college fund because "2012 will happen" before I graduate. FML
Today, my dad suggested that as an alternative to buying me new school clothes that actually fit, I should just join the swim team, lose some weight, and wear my stuff from last year. FML
Today, I left for college. I spent hundreds of dollars on clothes, bedding and other things. After packing my entire closet and everything else I needed, I left only to have to head back home. My dad forgot to pay the first semesters tuition. He said "Oh well, you would have failed out anyway." FML
Today, after my dad told me to sign my daughter up for expensive dance lessons as a birthday present, and she was ecstatic and very dedicated, I asked him for the payment for this month. He replied, "Oh, she wanted more than one lesson?" Now she won’t stop crying and I have no way to pay. FML
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manb91uk 22
Are you guys identical? If so, you could split the classes 50/50 or something? Sucks that your dad is a bit of a knob by the way... Is there anything you can actually do? Part time work/study or financial aid?
RichardPencil 30
Twin genetics doesn’t mean twin talent. Your dad said it a mean way, but he was probably suggesting you pursue other opportunities.
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manb91uk 22
Are you guys identical? If so, you could split the classes 50/50 or something? Sucks that your dad is a bit of a knob by the way... Is there anything you can actually do? Part time work/study or financial aid?
RichardPencil 30
Twin genetics doesn’t mean twin talent. Your dad said it a mean way, but he was probably suggesting you pursue other opportunities.
alycion 38
There are other ways to pay for classes besides parents. Look into your options. It sucks that you have to do that and your twin doesn’t, but if you want something, you have to work for it.
Sinshine 28
Your dad's an ass.
zuckerburg 21
look at all these comments. snowflakes expecting parents to pay. i paid my own way. so have thousands of others. shame on you and everyone saying how much of an ass your dad is. you dont know his financial position, nor how difficult it must have been for him to make this decision. entitled brats
zeffra13 31
2 out of the 4 comments suggested OP find a way to pay on their own, the 4th comment didn't specify, & the 2nd only said maybe OP isn't as school smart as their twin & should drop out, so what are you talking about? They're saying OP's dad is an ass for playing favoritism between his kids, not because he should pay.
SaintPanda 1
no offence, but you'r father's a ******* retard