Today, my dad decided to contact me after being out of my life...

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 04:05

Today, my dad decided to contact me after being out of my life for 17 yrs. I also have a half sister. What kind of Jerry Springer family reunion is this? Fml.

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BrotherPhil 35

Wednesday 5 June 2019 19:27

Could be worse - you could have found out that the half-sister was your partner.

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BrotherPhil 35

Wednesday 5 June 2019 19:27

Could be worse - you could have found out that the half-sister was your partner.

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