Miscellaneous: Today, my dad came to visit me. By visit I mean he arrived, took...

By Anonymous - 02/06/2011 14:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came to visit me. By visit I mean he arrived, took a huge smelly dump and left. This is the first time I've seen my dad in months. FML

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You deserved it 3 080

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dad's cremated remains came in the mail. This is the first time in my entire adult life that he has visited me at my home. FML

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You deserved it 2 830

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By green and not with envy - 13/06/2014 20:17 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my dad called me into the bathroom, saying, "Get a load of this shit, son" and forcing me to look at the biggest, foulest-smelling turd I have ever seen in my life in the toilet. It's been three hours and I still feel physically ill. FML

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By IAmACoolCat - 05/07/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML

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Pleasant

By daddydaughterWTF - 02/08/2012 00:06 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, after spending five years regaining contact with my estranged father, I finally met him. I tearfully dropped my luggage and ran to hug him. He belched and told me to get in the car, because he had diarrhea. FML

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You deserved it 2 646

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 08:01

Today, I went into the bathroom only to discover my dad on the pot. “Oh, sorry”, I say and turn to leave. His reply, “Oh I don’t mind. Just having a shit here.” FML

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You deserved it 201

By Dan223 - 01/10/2015 13:26 - United States

Today, I saw my dad for the first time in almost five years, at his funeral. FML

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You deserved it 3 745

By fugachumi - 07/08/2011 08:08 - United States

Today, I discovered that every morning at around 3:00 my dad takes a monumental dump in my bathroom. When I confronted him about it he denied it. He still does it. FML

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You deserved it 3 515

By Anonymous - 10/06/2016 21:29 - United States - Westfield

Today, I went to my father's house to get my dog, since I had left it with him while I was on a business trip. When I got there, my dad said the dog pooped on the floor a few days ago, and so he took him to the pound. FML

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You deserved it 1 014

Smells like teen shit

By great 1st impression - 25/05/2014 16:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming, "What the fuck?!" FML

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You deserved it 7 933

By Forgotten - 06/09/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, I decided to visit my dad. I haven't seen him in a while so I wanted to give him another chance to be an actual dad to me. Apparently, getting drunk and getting it on with his girlfriend while I was there was more important than spending time with his daughter, who he hasn't seen in almost a year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 704

You deserved it 4 080

shamille 5

Thursday 2 June 2011 19:03

Your place must be on the way to someone he loves :'(

FlexT 1

Thursday 2 June 2011 22:53

Her dad DID give a shit.

Comments

YoungBanks 3

Friday 3 June 2011 0:39

your dad is a champion.

xokmonxo 0

Friday 3 June 2011 1:47

At least he left you a big present :)

sblhaine 0

Friday 3 June 2011 2:51

next time, prank him.

bulldog0996 0

Friday 3 June 2011 5:22

what a shitty dad

Nuttyicecream 2

Friday 3 June 2011 5:40

boners :O what happened your possum mr jigglesworth?

Jstars131 0

Friday 3 June 2011 5:48

It's his gift to you because he hasn't seen you in a while. Just be grateful.

Topygrl21 8

Friday 3 June 2011 7:44

Be happy u have a dad mine died when I was 6 I don't remember him at all :(

damonlover18 0

Friday 3 June 2011 7:55

that sucks sorry!!

RugbyKid 0

Friday 3 June 2011 8:10

shit happens

N3v43h 0

Friday 3 June 2011 8:43

Take a dump in a box, and mail it to him... write on the box... "you forgot this"...

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Today, I told my friend over videochat every explicit detail of what I had in store for my boyfriend later on in the day. I only realized afterwards that her whispering during the story was her way of trying to tell me her dad was in the room listening to the whole thing. FML

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