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By Abe - 06/07/2017 07:44

Today, my crushes snapchat story revealed that she is already dating someone. I thought we had both been wanting each other for five years. Turned out I'd been friend zoned. FML

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GhostFox 33

Monday 10 July 2017 14:50

You deserve it for not being mature enough to understand that the "friend zone" doesn't exist and you don't own her like a piece of property. She doesn't owe you her sexual or romantic attraction anymore than you would owe yours to someone that has a crush on you. This shit is the reason why people- especially women- state their disinterest when someone just say "hi." People like you make them fear that every friendship is just a lie to get in their pants.

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GhostFox 33

Monday 10 July 2017 14:50

You deserve it for not being mature enough to understand that the "friend zone" doesn't exist and you don't own her like a piece of property. She doesn't owe you her sexual or romantic attraction anymore than you would owe yours to someone that has a crush on you. This shit is the reason why people- especially women- state their disinterest when someone just say "hi." People like you make them fear that every friendship is just a lie to get in their pants.

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