Miscellaneous: Today, my crazy neighbor screamed at me from her porch for walking...

By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 03:07 - United States - Salem

Today, my crazy neighbor screamed at me from her porch for walking "too close" to her plants. I was on the sidewalk. She sprayed me with her hose anyway. FML

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Piss off

By Anonymous - 02/05/2023 12:00

Today, I had to deal with my crazy new neighbour who tried to physically stop me from laying my new driveway, on my property, because she claimed she’s allergic to cement while it’s still wet. Even if that were true, piss off back to your house away from the wet cement then. FML

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Walked into her trap

By yikes - 18/03/2023 10:00

Today, I learned the VERY hard way that if you’re gonna go onto your neighbor’s property, yell at them for parking on your side of the street, and threaten to call the city on them, then you should probably make sure she doesn’t have pepper spray. FML

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Don't mind me

By Anonymous - 16/04/2012 12:38 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML

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Creepy Susan

By pretty_coin - 23/10/2011 01:02 - Australia

Today, I'm hiding in my own house, because my crazy neighbor wants to "play." Yesterday when I agreed, she made me spend the whole day with her, then burst into tears when I had to leave. She's been waiting outside for over two hours. FML

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By inyobeddd - 02/05/2013 08:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my crazy neighbor came up to me in the street and slapped me across the face, accusing me of leering through her restroom window while she showered. I'm gay. FML

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Karen of the day

By Anonymous - 21/11/2024 06:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my ultra-Christian neighbor called the cops on me (again). This time, it was because she could smell "weed" coming from my apartment. I was burning sage. FML

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Cue Shaggy

By scully11 - 02/08/2011 18:36 - Canada

Today, my old neighbor pelted me with apples when I walked out the door. I ducked for cover and asked what her problem was. She yelled, "You took fresh peas from my garden!" I looked at her garden, only to see my dad tiptoeing back to our lawn, laughing and holding a bag full of peas. FML

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Nice try, Susan

By Anonymous - 13/08/2025 23:00

Today, my neighbour is suing me because she got stung in the face by a wasp, a wasp that came from my garden into hers and stung her, therefore it must be my fault. FML

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By Cowan - 06/08/2009 12:27 - Belgium

Today, I had to come back home early from my holidays. Why? I had asked my grandmother to water my plants, some of which are illegal. Instead of doing it herself, she asked her neighbor… who is a cop. FML

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By Murphs_Law - 16/11/2016 06:37 - United States

Today, my crazy downstairs neighbor was yet again fighting with her boyfriend by slamming every door. When this didn't work, she went downstairs to fight with his grill. She wheeled it to the end of the driveway and pushed it over. FML

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FrutLoopDingus 19

Saturday 30 May 2015 19:45

You young whippersnappers shouldn't be that close anyways

thewcloner 22

Saturday 30 May 2015 19:45

Maybe they were killer plants?

Comments

OFWGKTAkieran 12

Saturday 30 May 2015 20:11

Should of edged closer and closer to them until you were on top of them leaving them a flat muddy grave ??

WOTAN1488 24

Saturday 30 May 2015 20:28

Spray her back.

Overlord247 20

Saturday 30 May 2015 20:29

Asshole neighbours are the worst :( FYL OP. Our neighbour stalks us because owning a cat offends him somehow, and my best friend is having to move because their neighbours are harassing them to the point they are afraid to go outside. Hang in there!

alwaysstabbing 19

Saturday 30 May 2015 20:32

go there at night and cut her flowers at the very bottom

Coffee_Bug 11

Saturday 30 May 2015 20:41

Crazy neighbors suck :/

AirBusDriver 23

Saturday 30 May 2015 20:58

Since this was posted from Oregon, it is most likely the old (hippie) lady was growing herself some pot plants.

xXANONNYMOUSXx 3

Saturday 30 May 2015 21:16

That is ****** up but funny

legendairy3000 16

Saturday 30 May 2015 23:21

How is it ****** up?

zahidnasir 22

Saturday 30 May 2015 21:01

Thats horrible, keep it up this type of patience will get you far

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 30 May 2015 21:07

Walk on the other side?

Thorzix 23

Saturday 30 May 2015 21:46

The sidewalk belongs to the public, not the house owner. OP shouldn't have to move to the other side of the street (which would legally be the wrong side for circulation, mind you). Because a crazy woman has no sense of distance.